Can be sent in a stamped envelope; 3.5oz max; 5×3.5″ min, 11.5×6 1/8 max; 1/4″ max thickness
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Being called an underachiever is a special backhanded compliment that usually comes from people who mean well but obviously have opinions about how you spend your time and energy. Living life according to your own standards and abilities is just “achieving.”
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If you tell me I’m “unmotivated,” have you considered that maybe it’s a you problem? Do you believe people are born lazy? Do you believe people inherently don’t have hopes and dreams? The more likely explanation is they are weighed down by a broken society that exploits every taste of creativity until it is drained empty…
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Having someone tell you to your face that you’re “unreliable” is a strange experience, especially when it comes from a person with more control in a power dynamic. It’s downright offensive if that unreliability is actually just extreme burnout, rendering you physically, emotionally, and/or mentally incapable of the reliability you wish you could maintain. Sometimes…
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Whether you start decorating for Halloween after the first leaves begin to fall, or you have your 12 foot tall skeleton up in your yard all year round, it’s time to get spoopy! Embrace the autumn season with this silly-creepy card that you can send to your favorite ghouls, monsters, zombies and vampires.
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Greeting card with envelope 5″ x 7″ Front says “I Miss You” Inside says “…like that bitch Carole Baskin misses the time when no one knew she killed her husband.”
